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"mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin) 03/08/2018 at 00:50 • Filed to: Late night shitpost

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Tonight’s dinner was lightly fried dumplings smothered in Siracha over the top of a bagged Cole slaw mix sauteed in sesame oil with soy sauce and two spoonfuls of authentic Japanese chili paste.

Clearly I used too much of the chili paste.

7 short hours later, oh good lord. I cannot recall a more painful movement in my lifetime. That was almost half an hour ago and my bum is still tingling. Capsaicin is a bitch.

Chariotoflove > mkbruin, Atlas VP 03/08/2018 at 01:00

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The sriracha dumplings sound awesome. Should have stopped at those.

Noah - Now with more boost. > mkbruin, Atlas VP 03/08/2018 at 01:02

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I like how you party. My local curry place has me tell them “Indian hot” because I asked if they could do hotter than hot haha

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > mkbruin, Atlas VP 03/08/2018 at 01:05

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RIP Mkbruin’s toilet

gettingoldercarguy > mkbruin, Atlas VP 03/08/2018 at 01:22

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I want it to look like an Easter day rabbit blew its brains out all over the toilet!

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > mkbruin, Atlas VP 03/08/2018 at 01:31

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Maybe what you need are some ghost peppers... so you won’t notice the Capsaicin anymore.

Stef Schrader > mkbruin, Atlas VP 03/08/2018 at 07:13

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My trick is to make things really spicy so that “nuclear fallout” happens much sooner.

Case in point: I had a buffalo chicken sandwich last night that’s currently still marinating up in there. It was tasty! But like, hurry up. I’ve got other things to do.